Peewee's Artist
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luxwing:

demosexual:

i did it

OH MY GOD

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slightly-bovverd:

lambency:

theevermysteriousowl:

unclenicky:

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OH MY GOD I DID NOT JUST FIND THIS.

HOLY HELL.

YES

its amazing how good this song is

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

flammingroy:

Dude…critical hit makes me want to become a much better player. But then i try to and get bland characters.

My current characters are a human rouge duelist who is a book worm and scribe (campaign is on hiatus) and my half elf alchemist who is handicapped with one eye and has a side line of a…

the one where Roy is a Human Rouge Duelist, I am a Epic Halfling Bard that everyone loves. oh and I am also part Summoner and my summon is my great buddy, Wubzigular. I also have a 2 wives, multiple kids, a father in law who is a lord, I am friends will all the other lords, I AM A COURT LORD! I have been predetermined by the gods to be the rally the people for war (this is fully recognized by the King of the lands). and I have a major concert hall, with many small halls in every major town. and I am becoming a god because of how awesome I am.

and I didn’t use any Mind manipulator spells or dirty tricks to do it.

Tom Lehrer - The Elements
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macabredanse:

cheaperthanmedication:

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, 
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, 
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, 
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, 
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, 
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, 
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, 

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. 

There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, 
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, 
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, 
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. 

There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, 
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, 
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, 
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. 
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, 
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, 
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, 

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. 

There’s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, 
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, 
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, 
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. 

These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha’vard, 
And there may be many others, but they haven’t been discavard. 

Is it sad that I’ve memorized half of this?

THIS, This right here!

darrtaa:

princessbloodymary:

pyrosketch:

t0theb00ty:

father-fruitcake:

bearholdt:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

hey-lip-hows-your-lip:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your drug dealer name?

SEXUAL BABY DICK IS LITERALLY THE WORST ONE YOU COULD GET

you win(got mistah hatefuckz for mine)

astral homeboy. i love it

ice child of satan

HOLY FUCK IM DYING. D’LICIOUS CHILD OF SATAN

Aggressive Cupcake????

Aggressive Stepchild, I can see some perfect story here.

Stoney Fuckboy 

Frosty Cupcake

darrtaa:

princessbloodymary:

pyrosketch:

t0theb00ty:

father-fruitcake:

bearholdt:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

hey-lip-hows-your-lip:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your drug dealer name?

SEXUAL BABY DICK IS LITERALLY THE WORST ONE YOU COULD GET

you win
(got mistah hatefuckz for mine)

astral homeboy. i love it

ice child of satan

HOLY FUCK IM DYING. D’LICIOUS CHILD OF SATAN

Aggressive Cupcake????

Aggressive Stepchild, I can see some perfect story here.

Stoney Fuckboy 

Frosty Cupcake

nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

What IT Department doesn’t want you to know!

What IT Department doesn’t want you to know!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi - K2G
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bunnybees:

Teen Titans! | Episode 10: Mad Mod

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Oh my god yes. I owned AmiYumi cd back when this show was on.